Vegan Ate Chicken
I wasn’t going to say anything, but the idea is making me sick and I figured I’d just share.
I ate chicken yesterday!
Not intentionally of course. I had ordered a completely cheeseless veggie pizza and sat watching tv as I devoured it. It just so happened that I looked down and noticed a weird looking slice of mushroom. Hmmm?? Weird for a mushroom. So I pulled it off and examined it. Is this cheese? No. It’s not goowy. Then it dawned on me. IT’S CHICKEN!!! I ate I don’t know how much of a chicken that got tossed on my pizza!!!!
Yes, I’m being dramatic but its been a very long time since I’ve eaten meat, and if I was going to, I’d have liked it to have been my choice. Because my life was being threatened by some meat terrorists, or it was for the safety of someone close to me. Not because it got tossed in my pizza. Dammit! The gross part of it is, I can still taste it. It was like a salty, metallic tasting over processed seitan. BLEH. It makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it.
I know this was an accident and it could have happened to anyone. However, I’m a bit traumatized. Even this picture is making me nauseous.